Stop. Tidy time.
As the longest day of the year was ages ago, now is clearly the time to start planning for the winter months. One of the first things you need to decide, just after weighing up the pros and cons of hibernation and working out if you really have gathered enough nuts, is will you rock through the chill months ahead with some facial hair?
I hear ya! That is a bit ghey, try this badboy out. Now we’re talking!
I should ‘out’ myself. I’m a firm believer in the tidy beard, facial hair has always been in my genes but since the time national treasure Noel Edmunds signed an autograph for me when I was about twelve, i’ve been hooked.
Two simple rules for bearding.
Keep it tidy. Even if you go for the full ‘double conkers mentalist beard‘, keep it tidy. No one appreciates face debris and you will be ridiculed by all. Also worth bearing in mind that girls don’t like their lady pockets getting scratched. You have been warned.
Of course there are perils but enter the world of tidy bearding this winter and, with little effort you can feel as comfortable as a hillbilly whilst looking as smooth as Will Reiker, which will really piss off Worf.
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Teenage DJ aka Greg Wilson ‘Time And Place (Disco Break)’ by gregwilson